Subject: Fw: In the Beginning
From: "Doug Seefeld" <[email-masked]>
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Date: Sat, 2 Dec 2000 08:36:04 -0600

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From: "Irv Voyer" <[email-masked]>
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Subject: In the Beginning

> >       IN THE BEGINNING...
> >      In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth.  And the
Earth
> > was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
> >      And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this."
> >      And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
> >      And God said,   "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding
> > seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.
> >    And Satan said, "There goes the
> > neighborhood,"
> > And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and
let
> > them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over
> > the fowl of  the air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and
> > over every creeping thing that crept upon the Earth." And so God created
> > Man in his own  image; male and female created he them.
> >   And God looked upon Man and Woman and saw that they were
> > lean and fit.   And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this
game,"
> >   And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower
> > and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
> > would live long and healthy lives.
> >   And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth
> > the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries
with
> > that?"
> >    And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained 5 pounds.
> >   And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure
> > that  man found so fair.
> >   And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained 5 pounds.
> >   And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
> >   And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds.
> >   And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil
> > with  which to cook them."
> >   And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big that it needed its
own
> > platter.
> >   And Man gained 10 pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the
roof.
> >   And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those
extra
> > pounds.
> >   And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not
> > have  to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.
> >   And Man gained another 20 pounds.
> >   And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God
> > brought forth  the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming
> > with nutrition.
> >   And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
> > starchy center into chips and deep fat fried them. And he created sour
cream
> > dip also.
> >   And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips
> > swaddled in  cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
> >   And Man went into cardiac arrest.
> >   And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
> >   And Satan created HMO's.
> >
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